Charlie had a massive heart attack and died. His body was delivered tothe mortuary. He had been wearing an expensive, expertly tailored blacksuit at the time of his demise, so he really looked wonderful,considering the circumstances. His wife went to the funeral home to make the final arrangements for hisinterment. She spoke to the mortician …
Monthly Archives: December 2003
Read This, Please
Just a quick note to let you know that my latest music column is up over atThe Ham. It’s The Grammys, it’s the music industry, it’s…Christmas terrorism? It’s also a long one, so give yourself some time. Go forth, Vomiteers! Actually go first! Man, I’m retardedly lame these days.
Content? What Content?
Well we haven’t exactly been setting the place on fire these days around here now have we? Well, I’m not here to change that, I’m just here to offer a few Saturday night thoughts. Not exactly thoughts about Saturday night, just thoughts that I’m writing down on Saturday night. Wow, this isn’t starting off very …
For All The Wrestling People
If you’re looking for some Armageddon predictions,then click here and start reading.It’s more great stuff from some of the Salty Ham staff, and Matt and I are in it too. Note to Roland, next month I’ll follow the format, I promise. At least I’m still loved though. And if I’m the most coherent writer on …
They’re Comin’ Fast Now
Well everybody’s favourite evil do-er, Satan, has chimed in with some more rejected Christmas Carols for us all to enjoy. “Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged (981C2303 DOC) SCHIZOPHRENIA Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas NARCISSISTIC Hark The Herald Angels …
Thursday’s Blogging BONANZA!!!
Hello everyone and welcome to YOUR Thursday. We got a few things to hit on, so let’s get right at it. There hasn’t been much put in the last few days so thanks for stickin’ with us. But it’s not like there’s any shortage of things to check out over on the links list. To …
Me Plugging Me
Well, just finished the column for Salty Ham Sports and sent it in so it should get posted anytime now by the good ol’ admin folks over there so go check it out. Now, I gotta do some actual work so I’ll be back later on with some more crap.
I’m Scared Of You People
One of the cool things about our hit counter is that we can see how people got here. No, we’re not spying on you, it’s all pretty standard stuff. Like if you click to us from somebody’s site where there’s a link to us, we can tell, that sort of thing. The coolest thing about …
It’s Alive?
This morning when I turned on my computer to check my mail I found a couple of emails asking me where the site went. First of all, thanks, I had no idea you cared. As for where the site went, it seems like the Blog Spot server took a dump sometime over night and as …
Nothing To Talk About
So, I don’t have much to talk about here. I was sick most of last week so I didn’t do much of anything other than get some more Christmas shopping done. I didn’t get spanked by an old man at a hockey game. I have no fun drunk stories to share with you. Man, I …
