Any of you who visit this site who are also visitors to
have probably noticed that they have a joke of the day on the main page. It’s a cool feature and some of them aren’t too bad, worth a laugh for the most part, or at least a giggle. But everybody, no matter how good they are, has their off days, and for The Ham, today is that day. Click over to the main page and take a look. What you’ll find is humour greatness on the level of such gems as:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.
Why did the second chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the first one.
What makes this one worse though is that it’s long and you’re reading it thinking that it’s going to go somewhere, and it doesn’t. But I think that what makes me the most upset about the whole thing is that I laughed at it. Yes, against my better judgment, I laughed at that joke. Just shoot me now. Actually don’t, maybe tomorrow’s joke will be better. Either that or they’ll use one of my 2 suggestions from above. Time will tell.
Speaking of Salty Ham, if you’re a follower of that site, go over there and vote in the poll. It’s a good question.
More later perhaps.