This Actually Happened

I heard this on “The Weird News” on my way in to work this morning.

Yesterday a South Dakota judge made a decision that local residents of a small S.D. town said was only fair.

The problem arose when the citizens of a small neighbourhood went to authorities with a complete about one single man who lived on their street. All parties were heard and the judge after reviewing the case decided the following.

1. This man would no longer be allowed to moe his lawn in the nude. Apparently he did this frequently and waved to passing cars in broad daylight.

2. The man is not permitted to paste pictures of his snake and eggs on the windows of cars in the mall parking lot.

Finally, he would not be allowed to pull start the ol’ one-eyed yogurt thrower in his driveway.

Sometimes you just wonder what goes through peoples’ minds.

I’m leaving this afternoon for Montreal and won’t be returning until late Sunday night so you won’t be hearing from me. Maybe something later today but that’d be about it. I’m sure Steve will have some shit to say over the next few days. If not… well just keep tearing each other apart on the comment board.

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