Some Jokes That Made Me Laugh Today

*Q. Who is Michael Jackson’s favorite poet?A. Emily Dick-in-son *Little Johnny wrote to Santa Claus, “Please send me a sister.”Santa Claus wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.” *Q. What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?A. Christopher Walken *Q. Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?A. Because it’s too […]

You People Scare Me More And More Each Day

03 Jan, Sat, 09:26:00Google:her mouth Permanently-open getting fucked Who is she? Why can’t she close her mouth? Who is she getting fucked by, a dentist? I know if my mouth was permanently stuck open that’s one of the first people I’d be calling. What the hell is wrong with you people anyway? Oh well, it’s […]