I’m not sure how many places have this now but where I live and at a bunch of other locations I’ve been to lately McDonald’s will sell you apple slices instead of fries. It’s part of their new healthy eating campaign since everybody’s all over them for making people fat.
Well I learned something about those apple slices yesterday that I didn’t know. Ok, actually 2 things. Number 1 they’re brown, at least the ones my buddy had last night were and number 2, they give you caramel sauce to dip them in. Yeah, that’s real healthy there guys, nice job. Did somebody actually sit in a meeting at headquarters and come up with that? “Switch the oil for the sugar, they’ll never know.” It’s only a matter of time before they start deep frying the things and we’ll be right back where we started.