So I’ve pretty much neglected this place for the last 2 weeks or so. I have no excuse. Aside from the long weekend I have done nothing different, I have no family crisis, I have no work problems. I am just lazy and uninspired. Truth be told, it’s not my laziness to post that is …
Monthly Archives: May 2004
I Hate Computers
I’m not sure when all of you will be hearing from me next for a couple of reasons. First of all, I’ve got a busy few days coming up so there probably won’t be much time for posting. But more than that, tonight my computer decided to take the biggest dump on the earth and …
The Gentlemen Quiz
Here’s a quick quiz for “Gentlemen”…. 1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from …
Monster in a Wheelchair
Update: You can now watch Monster In A Wheelchair on YouTube! This movie is very amusing. If you can watch this thing and not walk around singing the little song all day long then you’re a better person than I. You’ll need either Real Player or Real Alternative to watch it. Have fun, and watch …
Why Some Of You Are Here
It’s been a little while since I’ve done this and a few of these have just recently caught my eye so here we go with another exciting episode of Stuff People Searched For. For anybody who is new to the site who might not know how this works, it’s pretty simple. Our hit counter can …
I’m A Sad Panda
A couple of nights ago I was going through some of my old things and I decided to dig out the old recording that one of the bands I used to be in made. Why I wanted to do this I’m really not sure because to be quite honest, that tape fucking sucks and in …
This Is Not How I Wanted To Start My Long Weekend
I swear to you people right now if the guy at the desk beside me doesn’t stop dropping these silent, stinking, lingering bombs I’m going to snap. And dammit, man. Stop looking around as if you’re trying to find the guilty party when the full magnitude of what you’ve done hits you two and you …
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Some People Need Work Instilling Confidence
I had a bit of an argument with a bus driver today on my way home from the radio station. Well maybe it wasn’t exactly an argument, but he thought I was lying about something and me and another guy had to prove him wrong so I’ll call it an argument anyway. The funny thing …
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Tragic
If you’re wondering why I haven’t been around much in the last while, it’s because I’ve been dealing with the tragic loss of a dear friend and at the same time allowing the full impact of a very important life lesson to sink in. In all seriousness folks, I don’t like to use this space …
I Love This Joke
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth!” The man said, “No problem.” With that he …
