So it’s been a little over a week since my computer died and well, it’s still dead. In fact, it’s much more dead than I was hoping it would be when it went down last Wednesday. The latest on it is that the hard drive is gone and now I’m on the hook for $100 to get a new one. I have one lined up, I just have to get it here and put in and then get the computer up and running. Hopefully all of this can happen in the next week or so, that would really make Steve a happy guy.
But not all hope is lost for me, and I am in fact a pretty happy guy right now. I won a battle yesterday, a battle that many told me I would never win. Yes, I managed to find a jean jacket without those stupid holes in the pockets and to make things even better, it was on sale and I didn’t even know it until I took it up to pay for it and it came out to be almost 20 dollars less than I thought it was going to be. So all of you should be congratulating me for couragiously scoring a victory for all of the sane people out there who are opposed to retarded clothing design. I’m living proof that patience and persistance does indeed pay off.
I’m not sure what the hell is going on here, but ever since I posted that strange search post a couple of weeks back we’ve been getting absolutely hammered with searches for “batman cooked midget erection.” I swear we must have had at least 40 of them and more come in every day. The people down at the What The Fuck Department have been working overtime trying to figure out what exactly that’s supposed to mean but they’ve got nothing. So if one of you out there trying to find that can help the rest of us out, please drop a comment or an email and enlighten us all.
And before I get out of here, here’s one more funny story because I love it when jokes write themselves like this.
The other day I was watching the news and a story came on about a candy museum somewhere in the States, can’t remember where but that’s not important. The place was a showcase of all kinds of vintage candies from years gone by, stuff that’s either really rare or that they don’t make anymore, it was actually kind of neat to watch.
One of the features there was a celebrity wing where famous people were given the chance to select their favourite type of candy for display. The story listed off a few film star favourites and it was pretty average stuff, nothing that caught my interest until…”Monica Lewinsky’s pick for display was Giant Jawbreakers.” Yeah, irony kicks ass. It was even funnier because the reporter said it without even a hint of anything close to irony in his voice. It was almost like he’d never heard anything about 1999.
Anyway that’s all I’ve got for now. Hopefully I’ll be back with something soon, sooner than the last time I said hopefully soon.
But until we meet again, you can always go and watch
Monster In A Wheelchair
again because it’s funny. You can also check out Matt’s post about Punk Voter if you haven’t already, it’s some good thought provoking stuff.