A bartender is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at
He answers the door and there’s a bum asking him for a toothpick.
The barkeep gives him one and shuts the door.
After a few moments, there’s another knock at the door. The
bartender opens it again to find yet another bum. Another request
for a toothpick. The bartender gives the bum one and shuts the
Because everything in jokes like this involves sets of threes,
there’s a THIRD knock on the door. This time, though, the bum
only wants a straw.
“Why not a toothpick?”
“Someone threw up on the sidewalk, but all of the good stuff is