You might want to read this one out loud.
A really, really fat man got out of the shower at the health club. A second man said, “Gee, you’re fat!”
The fat man said, “Yeah.”
The second man asked, “How long has it been since you’ve seen your dick?”
The fat man answered, “Long time.”
The second man asked, “Why don’t you diet?”
The fat man asks, “Why? What color is it now?”
Ok, you can start booing me any time now.