I just found this story while searching for material to use on the radio. I’m not using it there even though I’m sure I could have lots of fun with it so I thought I’d put it here.
But as funny as this story is, I have to wonder if it’s legitimate. I’m having trouble getting my head around the possibility that something like this could even happen. You be the judge.
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
An elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
I confused it with the chicken’s neck, Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. I cut it … and the dog rushed and ate it.
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
I honestly don’t get it. How dark would it have to have been for him to not see what he was doing? Not only that, but he would have had to have one hell of a hard on for there even to be the potential to fuck up that badly. We’re talking more than porn star level wood here.
Ok, I’ve spent way too much time thinking about this and for the sake of my own sanity I should probably get back to work now and let you guys think about it for a little while. Have fun, and enjoy your KFC.