For The Man Who Has Everything

If you’re like me, you’ve got a few people on your Christmas shopping list who are impossible to buy for. Whether you have no idea what they like or you know what they like but they already have it, these huge pains in the ass have been the cause of much frustration throughout the holiday season since the beginning of time, or at least since some marketing genius thought up the concept of Christmas. But not this year my friends, not this year.

This year, get the gift you know the special man in your life who has everything or likes nothing doesn’t have, a
penis tie.
Yes, a penis tie. It’s not a tie shaped like a penis, it’s a tie designed specifically *for* your penis.

I know that right now most of you are asking yourselves “why in hell would anybody want that,” and the best answer I can give you is I haven’t a clue. But it appears that somebody does, and he’s planning to create and cash in on this new craze in time for Christmas. It’s all explained in the article, which is a good thing because honestly, words fail me.

(Visited 1 times, 1 visits today)

There are no comments

Your email address will not be published.