Criminal Mastermind At Work

I turned on the radio this morning just in time to hear one of those things that makes me want to shut everything off and crawl back into bed for the rest of my life.

It seems that a super genius in the city of Kitchener was caught downloading child pornography and charged with possession. “Good on the police and their investigative expertise” you might be saying to yourselves at this moment, but to be honest, I don’t think they had too hard of a time with this one.

The man, who we’ll call Chester M. Olester since I didn’t hear his name and because I think that one sounds funnier, was discovered downloading the child porn from the internet using a computer at the Kitchener Public Library. Yes, the *public* library. Not the private library, the public one, you know, where other people are.

When I heard this story 2 things came to mind.

1. Perhaps Chester read the sign wrong, this was all a horrible misunderstanding and if he were to look again, he would discover that there was in fact an L somewhere other than in the word library.

2. It’s a good thing that most kids don’t visit libraries anymore or this story might not have been funny at all.

Honestly, I’m not sure if this man is more disturbed or stupid, but either way, it’s a dangerous combination.

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