On the news just now there was a story about jury selection beginning in Michael Jackson’s child molestation trial. the bulk of the report however focused on all of the fans who had come from far and wide to support him and to catch a glimpse of him. There was 1 guy from Tennessee who was described as a life long Jackson fan who actually quit his job and moved to California so that he could be there for the trial from beginning to end. I’ll let other people take care of making fun of him and instead I’ll just ask a question since nothing I could possibly say could be any more entertaining than what you’ve already read. What…the…fuck?