Once upon a time there was a big moron. She was actually kind of short, but she was large in moronic actions. She had been taking a bunch of medicine that the doctors had been telling her to take to keep her well. And she was well, for the most part. Life was happy. Happy …
Monthly Archives: January 2005
New Year, New Contest
It’s PPV time once again and as usual that means that it’s Salty Ham roundtable prediction contest time as well. So,here it is, go check it out. And since it’s a new year the standings have been wiped clean and we’re starting fresh with a brand new year long competition. Last year I almost won …
I Look Forward To These Every Year
Toilet brush wins wacky bowl Michigan anti-lawsuit group gives out “awards” for wackiest warning labels on products. A toilet brush with a tag that says “Do not use for personal hygiene” has taken top prize for the wackiest consumer warning label of the year, according to an anti-lawsuit group. The Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, M-LAW, …
Why I’m Glad Christmas Is Over
It’s not the religion. It’s not those annoying songs. It’s not even that people become more fake than usual at this time of year because “it’s the holidays so we should all love one another.” No, my reason for being glad the holiday season is finally at it’s end is much worse than the horror …
Why Not Just Hit A Boxing Day Sale Or Something?
Steven Murray of Feasterville Pennsylvania was so outraged that he didn’t receive any presents from his family for Christmas that he burned down his parent’s home the next morning. Police said Murray had committed himself to a hospital on Christmas Day, but decided to sign himself out later that day and walk the eight miles …
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Just A Thought
Do you ever stop and wonder if all of those people who tell you to question authority realize that by telling you what to do, they’re actually going against everything they stand for?
How Is It That You Get To Represent Your Country?!?
So I’ve been taking in mass amounts of hockey over the holidays with the World Junior Hockey Championships going on. I mean who knows when we’ll get some more good hockey. But there are three instances that have taken place at this year’s even that just make me shake my head and wonder how some …
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What an Odd Combination
Over the last few days I’ve been listening to the oddest thing and been pleasnatly surprised on how much I actually enjoy it. I downloaded the tracks from that Jay-Z/Linkin Park colaboration and I’ve actually thought it was pretty good. Now I’m not usually much of a Jay-Z fan and definitely not a Linkin Park …