Lately I’m being slapped in the face with how old I’m getting. I know it’s not seriously that old, but it’s scary. It’s the beginning. Other people who aren’t that much younger than me don’t remember certain things that I remember clearly. Like, remember those old books that came with the tapes and when you …
Monthly Archives: February 2005
I’ll Let Somebody Else Make The Cork And Screw Jokes
It seems that Queer Beer isn’t alone in the gay alcohol market. In Australia, they now have something calledPansy Wine. Before now I’ve never really considered homo booze as a marketing concept, but the more I think about it, the more the advertising executive side of me keeps cranking out the good ideas. For instance, …
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Queer Beer
Some Swiss businessmen have launched a company called Lemonhead to market a new product known asQueer Beerwhich they hope will help them corner the homosexual market. Ok, is it really a good idea to make a gay beer when your company has the word head in it’s name? And how are they going to sell …
A Hug? Or a Strangle Hold?
I just got another one of these stupid emails. They’re all the same. “This is a hug certificate. Here’s a nice sappy poem that I didn’t write and isn’t really that great. Send this to your friends and send it back to me. If I don’t get it back, I know how you feel.” Why …
The Only Thing Better Than Meeting Your Girl In The Park Is Parking Your Meat In Your Girl
Check out this big collection of weird sex laws. Some highlights include:During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. …
That’ll Leave A Mark
This comes fromthe Reuters news service. LONDON (Reuters) – A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey …
More English Pet Peeves
What the hell is with me having the urge to be so nitpicky right now? I don’t know. But here I go again. What is it with people forgetting the meaning of words and just using them any old way? Some people just seem to take words and throw them in a sentence as if …
Pet Peeves
There are certain little things in people’s writing that just annoy me. I don’t know why, I shouldn’t give a rat’s ass, but they just get under my skin, I guess the way people get bugged by other people’s eating habits, or the way people leave the toothpaste, etc. I just see them a lot …
It’s Official, Music Is Dead
I wish I had a nickel [pun intended] for every time I heard somebody say something along the lines of “every Nickelback song sounds the same.” I’m pretty sure I’d never have to do anything ever again but that’s not really the point. The point is that I can help anybody who has ever said …
Nothing to Wear
There’s been something that always bugs me. Why is it that lots of girls never want to wear a dressy outfit to more than one event? They’ll go out on a shopping quest, searching for the ultimate outfit. Once it has been located, like the holy grail, they’ll rave about it, wear it once and …
