Last Updated on: 4th February 2016, 10:12 am
Here is a list of supposedly real band names. I can’t speak for all of them but I’ve heard of a few so since I’m too lazy to do research, I’ll just assume that the rest are too. But even if they aren’t, some of them are pretty funny and need to be used as soon as possible.
Before starting a rock band, you should know that the following names are taken:
[ a ]
· Albino Toilet Boys
· Alcoholocaust
· Alcoholics Unanimous
· Apocalypse Hoboken
[ b ]
· Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
· The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
· Band Over
· Band That Shot Liberty Valence
· Barbara’s Bush
· Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
· The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
· The Boxing Ghandis
· Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
· Breakfast in Beruit
· Bulimia Banquet
[ c ]
· Caltransvestites
· Cap’n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
· Carnage Asada
· Cindy Brady’s Lisp
· Cortizone 5
· Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death
[ d ]
· The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
· The Dead Sea Squirrels
· The Dead Kennedys
· The Dick Clarks
· The Dick Nixons
· Drunks With Guns
[ e ]
· e. coli
· Edith Head
· Electric Prostates
· Elvis Hitler
· Ethyl Merman
[ f ]
· Fearless Iranians From Hell
· Fields of Shit
· The 4-Skins
· Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
· The French are from Hell
· Fromage d’Amour
[ g ]
· Gefilte Joe and the Fish
· Gonoreagan
[ h ]
· Headless Marines
· Hell Camino
· Herpes Cineplex
· Hindu Garage Sale
· Hitler’s Bikini
· HIV and the Positives
· Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
· Hornets Attack Minnie’s Mouse
[ i ]
· Inhale Mary
[ j ]
· Janitors Against Apartheid
· Jehovah’s Waitresses
· Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
· Jesus Christ Super Fly
· Jesus Chrysler Supercar
· Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
· JFKFC
· Jonestown Punch
[ k ]
· Kathleen Turner Overdrive
· Kerrigan’s Knees
[ l ]
· Lack of Afro
· Lawn Piranhas
· The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
· Lee Harvey Keitel
· Lesbian Ninjas
· Louder Than God
[ m ]
· Mao Tse Helen
· Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
· Max Roach and the Holders
· Minnie Pearl’s Jam
· Mr. Happy and the Genocides
· My Dog Has Hitler’s Brain
[ n ]
· Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
· Nervous Christians and the Lions
· Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
· Not Drowning, Waving
[ p ]
· Pabst Smear
· Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
· Penis DeMilo
· Pepto Dismal
· Phenobarbidols
· Phlegm Fatale
· Poultry in Motion
· Pretentious Flamedogs
· The Pro-Midget Mafia
· Psychic Buddhist Gorillas
· Psycho Sluts from Hell
· Pungent Frustration
[ r ]
· Raging Pimps of Doom
· Reluctant Stereotypes
· Results of Inbreeding
· Retarded Elf
· Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
[ q ]
· Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
[ s ]
· Sandy Duncan’s Eye
· Screaming Headless Torsos
· Screaming Iguanas of Love
· Screaming Moist Accountants
· Septic Death
· Seven Year Bitch
· The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
· Shirley Temple of Doom
· Shirley Temple Pilots
· Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
· Skeptic Tank
· Smegma & the Nuns
· Smorgasborgnine
· Solosex
· The Sound of Munich
· Spastic Colon
· The Sphinctones
· Stukas Over Bedrock
[ t ]
· Taliban Tootsies
· Ted Bundy’s Volkswagen
· The Telephony Bandits of Doom
· Testostertones
· Thank God We’re Immortal
· They Tried To Frame OJ
· To Live and Shave in LA
· Toxic Shock and the Tampons
· Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
· Tragic Mulatto Hairdo
· Transsexual Hitler
[ u ]
· Uncle Dickie’s Shameless Quickies
[ v ]
· The Velcro Pygmies
· Vic Morrow’s Head
[ w ]
· The Well Hung Hungarians
· Willie Nelson Mandela
[ y ]
· Yoko Homo
[ z ]
· Zombies Under Stress
