>1. Go read
Somebody sent some hatemail to Five For Fighting and the guy who is the whole band actually wrote him back. It doesn’t end up being much of an exchange and Mr. For Fighting ended up being pretty cool about the whole thing, but the email he was sent is really funny so check it out anyway.
2. Note to the
Bang on a Can All-Stars.
Change your name, immediately! This one makes you sound like some sort of homosexual theatre troop. Don’t get mad, I’m just trying to look out for you.
3. On the news tonight there was a story about a new hospital that will specialize in burn injuries. That got me to thinking, has there ever been a report of a fire in one of those places? I can’t remember ever hearing one, but maybe one of you can. If so, let me know. You get extra points if the building burned completely to the ground.
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