God, the All-Knowing, All-Seeing, All-Powerful Bitch

Sorry for being gone for so long, I really don’t have much of an excuse. For the first part of the week, I just had no inspiration. Then my computer died. Oh it’s very dead and in the shop…I’m so happy I have my old computer still being pretty functional. Anyway, I got thinking about […]

Things You’ll Never Hear In A Western Movie

These made me laugh, and the site needs updating, so here they are. ~”I reckon I’ll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!” ~”Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let’s draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution.” ~”Can we postpone this duel till […]