I’m a pretty open minded guy and my Mom is pretty cool, but I have to say that the idea of
getting her sex toys for Mother’s Day
is pretty creepy. But as weird as it is, read this webpage anyway because the sales pitches are worth it, like this one for instance.:
“The Older Mom
Is your mother already entering her golden years? If your mom has already experienced or is going through menopause, she may have special needs. Because of hormonal fluctuations during the change of life, many women experience vaginal dryness, which can lead to soreness, irritation, and difficult or painful intercourse. Show your mom that you’re sensitive to this by getting her some silicone or water-based lubricant enriched with vitamin E. Not only will it improve her sex life, but she may even find that applying a bit of lube daily soothes those tender vaginal tissues. If she’s starting to have a problem with dry skin, you can also get her some moisturizing sensual lotion or some massage oil for external use.”
There’s one gift presentation I’d love to be a fly on the wall for.
“Happy Mother’s Day Mom, I got you something special. I figured your cooch is probably a desert by now so I thought I’d fix you up.”
And that’s not even the really good stuff. Scroll down and either laugh or cry when you come to the parts about picking the perfect vibrator for Grandma and getting some ass lube for Dad so he can handle the strap-on you got for your Mom.
I won’t keep you any longer, since I’m sure you all can’t wait to start placing orders. Happy shopping…I think.