These Are So Accurate

Since these made me laugh and because there’s nothing wrong with a little hostility every now and then, enjoy these horoscopes that landed in my email today. Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22)You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because …

Most Of This Stuff Is Still Better Than A Lot Of What’s On Radio Right Now

If you’ve ever wondered what it would sound like if Andy Griffith sang House of the Rising Sun, if you’ve never had the chance to experience the pure awesomeness that is Leonard Nimoy belting out Proud Mary, or even if you’ve just plain never had the misfortune of hearing what Yoko Ono sounds like, then …

I’m back, did ya miss me?

Probably not haha. You were probably enjoying the pece and quiet. But alass, your peace and quiet is officially disturbed. I’m home from guide dog school, and now no longer live alone in my apartment. I share it with a 52 or so-pound 2-year-old yellow lab named Babs. This is the description I’ve been given …

You Wanna Go Where Everybody Knows Your…Initials?

Until today, I thought that I had either experienced or heard about every kind of telemarketing stupidity there was. But as it turns out, I was wrong, very very wrong. Let me set the scene for you. I’m sitting at the computer, trying to get a little work done, when suddenly the phone rings. I …