>If you’ve been visiting this place for a while, you probably know how much I love strange product labels. Well, somebody sent me a whole pile of them today so I thought I’d share the good ones that aren’t already here on the site. Some of these are completely insane.
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Do not spray in eyes.
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commission Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Ignite lighter away from face.
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe
Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume
Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
Some assembly required.
A toilet at a public sports facility
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
This product not tested on animals.
Instructions for a cordless phone:
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Box of Frosted Cheerio’s
The logo, “Tastes so good this box never closes,” is located just underneath another announcement: “To close: place tab here.”
Container of salt
Warning: High in sodium
Do not spray into electrical outlet.