>What?

>I want you all to meet
Chris Roller,
the guy who just might get my vote for craziest man in the universe.

Not only is he suing David Copperfield and David Blaine claiming that they owe him money because they’ve stolen his Godly powers and are now using them in their magic acts, but he is also claiming, among other things, that he will be running for President of the United States in 2008 with Bill Gates as his running mate, that he is Jesus Christ and God simultaneously, that Katie Couric from NBC news and Celine Dion are his wives and are going to have his children, that there is a movie coming out soon about his life starring Tom Hanks, that he has killed all of his enemies, and that he will father 1,000,000 babies. I’m not making any of this up, there is actual legal documentation to validate every bit of what you’ve just read.

But that’s not all. Roller also claims to have some litigation pending against George W Bush and the Mafia, and he has also created what he’s calling comedy sketches to explain his godliness. He sent them to Jimmy Kimmel Live, but thankfully, they never made it to air.

You can read about all of this and so much more, including his explanation for why his life is mankind’s greatest project, on his website, which is linked above. While you’re there, be sure to watch the video report that Celebrity Justice did on him. He seems to be proud of it, even though they’re obviously making fun of him.

As for me, I really don’t know what else to say, since Roller’s own words speak for themselves. I just wonder if anybody actually understands what it is that they’re trying to say.

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