But Blog-spammers…suck a wang!

This piss piss pisses me off. First we got spam, then we got spim, and now we have what..splogs? I dunno what they call it, but you know what they say about a rose by any other name…except this is shit instead of a rose. What these useless bottom-feeding whores do is send their mindless zombi bots to blogs, scrawl “come see my pile of shit so I can fill with cash that I leeched from somewhere” comments and then wait for some unsuspecting sucker to click and get their computer filled with who knows what spyware/viruses/all manner of crap.

Ok, spammers piss me off enough. They clogged my university email account so badly that I have set it adrift. They made my parents’ internet experience a misery, granted they brought some of that on themselves, but still. And, they’ve made it harder for blinks to sign up for yahoo and hotmail accounts, join forums, and do pretty much anything that involves an email account because of those fucking blasted son of a bitch goddamn piece of shit graphical word verification thingies. If you can manage to sign up for an email address, some people may never get your emails because their anti-spam solution uses a method that involves, get ready for it boys and girls, fucking blasted son of a bitch goddamn piece of shit graphical word verification thingies. Can you feel the rage? And now, because of these stupid zombi bots, comment boards on blogs are starting to use the, come on guys, you know the drill, fucking blasted son of a bitch goddamn piece of shit graphical word verification thingies!

To the morons who think they’ve found the perfect gold mine by doing this shit, I say, You assholes are ruining the internet on so many levels. You’re filling it with useless crap and who knows what malware, you’re making it so that even little comment boards have to install security measures to keep this shit away, and you’re taking all the fun out of everything! Piss off! And to the equally moronic souls who buy things from these scumbags, I say, you numbnutses are contributing to the steady destruction of what used to be completely cool. If you’d just stop, the other half of the problem would magically dissolve into nothingness. You can piss off too!

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