Why do people in general have a tendency to turn into stammering numbnutses when they meet someone famous? It doesn’t even matter if they’re extremely famous, or someone who they’ve seen on the TV a lot in some silly ad. But somehow I don’t think the reaction of most people on recognizing Canadian Tire Ted …
Monthly Archives: February 2006
Is Something Out to Get Me?
Does anyone remember the myth about the fates? This is the way I remember it. They are 3 stone-faced old women who sit on a mountain knitting a quilt. Each thread represents someone’s life. If they cut a thread, that person dies. If the fates really exist, one is bent on cutting my thread, and …
I Hope He Can Hear Me Say Duh
Apple sued over overly loud iPod I shouldn’t be surprised about this, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be annoyed, and I am. Let’s forget for a moment that this lawsuit is completely stupid and baseless, which it certainly should be to anybody who takes 30 seconds to think about it. I mean for Christ’s …
Ads? Make Sense? Na! Never!
Man. I need to just tune out advertising. I should have a long time ago. But now it’s just getting ridiculous. It’s like a bunch of people just threw some words on a dart board and made their commercial slogans from whichever words got nailed. Let’s take a commercial that I was half paying attention …
Breaking News! Some Old News!
Something came on the news the other day that caught my attention. It was a news report on a new, supposedly scary virus called the Kama Sutra worm among other names. When I say they made us feel we should be scared, we’re talking doom and gloom forecasts. The very animated reporter was claiming that …
But Blog-spammers…suck a wang!
This piss piss pisses me off. First we got spam, then we got spim, and now we have what..splogs? I dunno what they call it, but you know what they say about a rose by any other name…except this is shit instead of a rose. What these useless bottom-feeding whores do is send their mindless …
I Bet He Drinks STD
So we stumbled over this site in a Sales class when trying to find easy ways to come up with company slogans without having to actually think of them. You go to this cool site and you type in your name in the box and click “sloganize”. It will then come up with a slogan …
Daily Irritaant
There’s nothing more irritating than getting up stupidly early to go to class and as you walk back home after 2 hours of class and walking by your friends appartment which faces the side walk and hearing his alarm going off and knowing the sonofabitch isn’t even out of bed yet.
Pointless Bitchy Whining Of The Day
So as I said in my earlier post, one of the keys to blogging for me is to kill boredome. So this will do that for me and inflict it for you as I’m basically just going to whine like a little bitch with a skinned knee. So I had an unpleasant laundry incident today. …
Steve. You Bitch
Fuck You Steve. Fuck you alot. Seven Things I’d Like To Do Before I Die1. 2012 London Olympic Games2. See the Leafs win a Cup (might be the most unlikely on my list)3. Attend a WM (had tickets to 18 but had to pass them off cuz of something I couldn’t get out of)4. Visit …
