I saw a TV commercial advertising something that scared me. G.M. has had this thing called OnStar for a while in their newer vehicles. Basically, it’s a way of getting help in various situations, like if you lock your keys in your car, you crash, or you have some medical emergency while driving. You push […]
Until this morning, I wouldn’t have thought that such a thing was possible. But then I ran acrosseNthem.com,a company that will, for a cool $500, write you an official corporate anthem. Imagine calling somewhere, being put on hold as tends to happen quite a bit of the time, and then being greeted by something likethis.I’m […]
I am still surprised at how slowly some people learn some things that seem really really obvious. For example, when you make products for a small market, you’d better make good products, treat your customers with respect and prove that you are honest and fair. If you don’t, word will get around and you won’t […]
If everything else on that American Inventor show is as funny as this, I might actually have to start watching it.
All you have to do is look for the whiny ones,at least according to a new study done by people who don’t seem to mind pissing off religious gun nuts. Personally I’m not sure how seriously I should be taking this whole thing, but I have to admit, it’s an interesting theory. If nothing else […]
The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has announced that the State has begunsending undercover police officers into bars to arrest drunk people for being drunk. According to commission spokesperson Carolyn Beck, the first of the sting operations, which are designed to prevent drunken mishaps before they happen, took place recently in a suburb of Dallas and […]
Do something for me. Go to google, and type in Nicole Freeborn, and tell me what you find, boys and girls. If your google page is like my google page, you’ll find a whole wack of screaming, ra ra ra-ing and whining. About what you say? Well, this chick claims that she was sexually assaulted […]
I got thinking the other day about things I used to think when I was a kid, and realized I thought a lot of weird things. I hope other people thought of just as many. Then I’ll be able to say I’m not weird. Where do I begin? I remember sitting at the table once […]
What in the blue bloody hell is this?
Russian to take porn mags to the grave.