Don’t Worry About the Smoke, the Computer Says We’re Fine.

I saw a TV commercial advertising something that scared me. G.M. has had this thing called OnStar for a while in their newer vehicles. Basically, it’s a way of getting help in various situations, like if you lock your keys in your car, you crash, or you have some medical emergency while driving. You push …

Hold Music Made Worse

Until this morning, I wouldn’t have thought that such a thing was possible. But then I ran acrosseNthem.com,a company that will, for a cool $500, write you an official corporate anthem. Imagine calling somewhere, being put on hold as tends to happen quite a bit of the time, and then being greeted by something likethis.I’m …

How To Spot A Baby Conservative

All you have to do is look for the whiny ones,at least according to a new study done by people who don’t seem to mind pissing off religious gun nuts. Personally I’m not sure how seriously I should be taking this whole thing, but I have to admit, it’s an interesting theory. If nothing else …

Arresting People For No Good Reason, What’s More American Than That?

The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has announced that the State has begunsending undercover police officers into bars to arrest drunk people for being drunk. According to commission spokesperson Carolyn Beck, the first of the sting operations, which are designed to prevent drunken mishaps before they happen, took place recently in a suburb of Dallas and …

You Don’t Have the Fucking Guts!

Do something for me. Go to google, and type in Nicole Freeborn, and tell me what you find, boys and girls. If your google page is like my google page, you’ll find a whole wack of screaming, ra ra ra-ing and whining. About what you say? Well, this chick claims that she was sexually assaulted …