Until this morning, I wouldn’t have thought that such a thing was possible. But then I ran across
a company that will, for a cool $500, write you an official corporate anthem.
Imagine calling somewhere, being put on hold as tends to happen quite a bit of the time, and then being greeted by something like
I’m not sure that I’d ever be able to do business with those people again, not only because of the auditory torture factor, but mostly because I’d probably be laughing way too goddamn hard to be able to carry on something even remotely resembling a coherent conversation.
But even though this is completely ridiculous, I can’t help but wonder what the official Vomit Comet eNthem would sound like. Thank Christ I’m not rich or stupid enough to find out. But if any of you are…
By the way, does the guy singing that song sound at all like Josh Groban? I’m curious because that’s who they compare him to and I can’t honestly say I know what he sounds like. If I had to take a guess I’d say probably not, but I’d like an opinion from someone who knows.