Matt, Want One of these?

Last Updated on: 4th March 2014, 10:35 am

I laugh every time I think about this. there’s a USB missile launcher! With this device, anyone can make their coworkers shake with fear, because with a few clicks of the mouse and a click of the red button, they have the power to unleash…foam rockets at them! If only this existed when a friend of Steve and I was working at Royal Bank. It would have beaten the hell out of the marshmallow fights we always heard about.

People seem to really be having fun with this, starting office wars with it. Oh procrastination has reached a whole new level.

Even though it’s too late to be fun for our one buddy, something tells me Matt would have a lot of fun with one of these. Just think of it. Next time someone’s standing over by the photocopier jabbering about holy paper and driving you nuts, you could click a few buttons and declare holy war with the thwack of foam rocket fire. Or, next time you’ve got that office-mate sitting next to you dropping large stink bombs, you could return fire of a different kind. Wouldn’t it be cool if they had no idea where it came from? But what I can’t figure out is how you hide one of these things. Maybe stealth attacks wouldn’t work so well.

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