Ok, I don’t know what to think about this, but hey, ya gotta be fair, right? There’s a new spin on the story about the guy with the penis pump at the airport that reminds me of an old Saturday Night Live skit where this oriental guy with a hand shaped like a claw keeps getting called Mr. Craw because of his accent and gets all frustrated that nobody calls him the claw. Our unfortunate buddy from the airport’s lawyer is now saying that he whispered pump to the security guard, and his accent was so thick and in arabic there is no p phoneme, so it sounded like bumb so the guard thought it was bomb. Ok, that in itself, I can believe. But I still think the guy’s a goof.
If you’re going on a trip with your mom and some kids, why did you need your penis pump? If you’re so embarrassed by it, and you know that airport security goes through bags and asks questions about things that might look odd, why even invite the embarrassment by bringing it? If you absolutely must have it, when the guy asks you what it is, and you probably know your accent is hard to understand, you’re arabic and sadly they might think you’re a terrorist, why bother whispering? I’m not saying shout it from the rooftops, but speak clearly and leave no room for trouble. Believe me, a little embarrassment is nothing compared to 3 years in prison. I hope the charge gets reduced if they can somehow figure out that he’s telling the truth, but he’s still kind of a dope.
Personally, I can’t understand why he needed a penis pump for a trip with his mom and some kids anyway. Does he like his mom and didn’t want her to know he was…inadequate? Or worse yet, maybe he’s not a terrorist, maybe he’s a pedophile! Um…did I just write that? My stomach is spinning.