Cool is the homepage of introduce the sounds of farts."

I’ve spent far too long looking at
this website,
but if you go there, and you should, I’m sure you’ll totally understand.

While you’re there, be sure to check out
theFart stories,
where you can read such touching anecdotes as The Fart Bottle and Farts and Dogs among others,
and
the Fart techniques,
where you will learn such valuable skills as how to make someone listen to your fart, the best way to fart in a person’s face, and of course, “the techniques of continue to fart almost endlessly.” Hint: “open your ass.”

If you’re wondering why all of those quotes look so strange, that’s the best part. This site was created by a couple of Japanese people, and it consists of some of the finest broken English I’ve seen in quite some time.

By the way, if you like what you see here, why not pick up a charm. They ward off evil in Japan, they’re only $5, and each one is
“hnad made.”
How can you go wrong?

In closing, never forget the 3 secrets of living happy and healthy:
“Eat a lot!
Fart a lot!
Produce a lot!”

I couldn’t agree more.

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