Ok, it’s weird dream time again. I had this weird dream the night before last, but I didn’t get a chance to put it up yesterday. Where the hell did this come from?
I dreamed I was down to see Barbie, and I was in her room. Then, she went somewhere and in walked her room-mate Karen. Karen and I were sitting and talking and Karen was telling me she was fascinated with brains. I didn’t think much of it, said I went to school for psych and the brain is fascinating. We talked a while longer and then she said, “Wanna see something scary and neat?” I said sure. She left for a second, and came back with a chainsaw! She started it up and came after me with it! Completely dumbfounded, I asked her why she was after me with a chainsaw, shielding myself with tables, chairs, whatever I could. She just said, “You asked to see something scary.” I tried to run for the door, but she was there first with the chainsaw. I ran the other way, and huddled under Barbie’s desk. She stood over me, slowly cutting through the desk with the blades. It was then that she explained that she wanted my brain. She said she was going to make a copy of it and put it in a robot. She said she would carefully cut through my skull so as not to damage my brain and take it. It seemed there was nowhere to go, the blades were getting closer to my head and there was nothing I could do. Then, I woke up!
What in hell was that? Karen is the last person I’d see wielding a chainsaw. Was that the message? Expect the unexpected? Or was there a message?
Then last night I dreamed Barbie was mad at me for dreaming that. Wow, a sequel to a dream! At least she didn’t whip out a chainsaw too.