It’s actually only 1 plug, but I couldn’t think of anything better to call this. Salty Ham.com,the list happiest site on the internet, is at it again. This time they’ve teamed up with the folks fromTBLandX Headlinesto present the top 100 pro wrestlers of all time. Even though I’ve never been high on stuff like …
Monthly Archives: November 2006
Why I Don’t Write Songs
Any time I’ve been involved in any sort of musical project, I’ve always been pretty well content to stay away from the songwriting end of things. The reason for that is simple. I don’t write songs because I know that no matter what I do and no matter how hard I try, I will never …
Aaaaa! Not Yet!
I was sitting with a friend yesterday when she suddenly turned to me and said, “You have a big patch of grey hair!” This freaked me out, because I’m only 27! What the hell am I doing with a big spot of grey hair? I know I stress out a lot, maybe I gave them …
Arg….Government!
It just never stops. The government’s quest for more ways to get tax money out of the people. Here’s the latest twist. Get this. There are internet gaming environments like Second Life and World of Warcraft, in which you can play these games and interact with other users. One of the things you can do …
Do I Dare Call it a Debate?
I kind of feel bad not having this up sooner, but time got away from me. Then this whole thing came back to me, and with all the other talk of the municipal election, I felt this had to be posted. I’m really glad they have debates before an election, not just so you can …
What’s He Going To Do When They Make Another Movie?
Right now, somewhere in Britain, there is a man walking around named James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A …
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Vote Early, Vote Often?
In a comment under my talking voting machine post, I mentioned Scott Gilbert and voting multiple times. I figure I should explain that, since nobody would get the joke unless they lived in Guelph. Plus, I think he’s a bit of a fool. So since I can’t miss an opportunity to make fun of a …
Please Press the Thumb Switch.
Now everybody’s staring at me, confused. I can explain! On Monday, we had our municipal election, and for the first time, because of a cool new talking voting machine, I could vote independently. Voting has always made me a bit nervous because I’ve always needed some help from the staff at the polling station or, …
Karen Solves her Problems with a Chainsaw!
Ok, it’s weird dream time again. I had this weird dream the night before last, but I didn’t get a chance to put it up yesterday. Where the hell did this come from? I dreamed I was down to see Barbie, and I was in her room. Then, she went somewhere and in walked her …
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>This Has To Be A Joke…Right?
>Woman sues after drinking 5,000 litres of Coke This is right up near the top of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard in my whole stupid life list. I think it even beatsthis classic from last year.
