Well here goes Jen, giving me more blog ammo. She just told me about something that almost made me hurl. If you’ve just eaten, you may not want to read on.
She apparently saw the commercial for those Mapleleaf precooked sausages that you put in the microwave “for those days when you don’t have time to make breakfast sausages but still want them.” So she thought she’d try them. She doesn’t recommend them, and after this description, neither do I.
They are so greasy that they taste like rubber. They are hard and don’t taste much like saussages. I could squeeze the grease right out of the fuckers. It says that you can cook them in the pan but they don’t taste any better than in the microwave.
Quite the, um, ringing endorsement right there. What is this world coming too? If you don’t have time for breakfast sausages, then I guess you’re not having them that day. I think you have time for some cereal or toast. The solution isn’t to get some pre-made sausages! Eeeww! I wish I had the big long list of adjectives that George Carlin uses to describe himself at the beginning of the album “Life is Worth Losing” because some of them just speak to the laziness of our whole society. At least they did for me. If this keeps going, we’re doomed!