I got this sent to me, and since it made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself and Steve had to ask what all the shrieking was about, I think it belongs up here. Maybe it’s just my state of mind, but I thought it was awesome. I love the gifts from the inbox. …
Monthly Archives: January 2007
Volunteer?
It looks like the guy who wanted to tattoo breakfast on someone’s head has found himself a volunteer. Yes, I said volunteer, as in will not be getting paid for this. There’s no way I would ever allow anyone to do that to me, but at least the guy who has decided he will is …
A Black Day
I apologize if this post doesn’t make much sense. I’m in a bit of a haze, but I need to try and write something because a. something’s telling me I should and b. I like to have things up on the blog when they happen so they’re there to look back on. This is a …
When She Leaves the Room, Does She Have to Grease the Door?
Oh my god. I wish they’d given either the specific weight of this woman, or the dimensions of some of the narrower tunnels. Maybe I’ll have to do more research, just because I’m such a prick. I can’t even imagine being in this situation. I think it’s prickish to make fun of someone for being …
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Eighteen Wheels, and a Five-State Man Hunt
Wow. Some stuff is just weird. Not as weird as someone punching vegetation, but pretty weird all the same. This came from the Guelph Mercury. Prisoner on the run to visit ill mom NASHVILLE, TENN. (Jan 27, 2007) It has all the makings of a country song: an escaped prisoner, his terminally ill mother, a …
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For Real?
I wonder how long this will last. Just the other day, I wrote that post about Kathleen Farrelly. Well, it appears that, through her lawyer, she has said she won’t fight the judge’s decision and the fight is over. Something tells me this has more to do with the lawyer saying, You’re done! Wouldn’t it …
Success!
Our first ever daily email update went out today with no problems. Yea us, and yeaFeedBurner! We’re still doing a little messing around to get the email to look exactly the way we want it to, and that involves playing with the RSS feed a little. You shouldn’t have any problems accessing it, but that …
This Is So Wacky
Apparently this is a real guide to overcoming the problem of masturbation that was put out by Mormons in the 1970’s. It is, as you would probably expect, completely ridiculous and quite amusing. 3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other …
Dear Buckley’s:
First things first, I wanted to tell you how much I love your medicine. Your product is the best weapon I have ever found in the fight against coughs and colds. In fact, nothing else even comes close. But as grateful as I am to you fine folks for everything you’ve done *for* me over …
Take That, You Sonofabush!
Deputy finds man punching shrub A 23-year-old Hilton Head Island man was charged with public disorderly conduct after a deputy observed him “in a physical confrontation with shrubs” at 8:27 p.m. Saturday at Carolina First, 401 William Hilton Parkway, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff’s Report. Responding to a complaint that a man tried to …
