I was just looking around at this one site to see if anyone was selling an exercise bike. I saw a section called jobs. I thought hey, let’s see what’s up here. And one job title still has me laughing. it was, and I quote, “dude with a van.” Well, at least there’s no confusion …
Monthly Archives: January 2007
Maybe He Should Eat Some Fruitcake Instead of Being one.
Man, some people are just loopy. I heard about this guy who went on a hunger strike to protest the fact that raw milk cannot be sold. He gave up the fight after not eating for a month, only drinking raw milk and other fluids, losing 50 pounds, and being urged by supporters that he …
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Too Bad They’ll Never Know
Remember those 2 idiots who died after climbing inside of a giant helium balloon and running out of air? If you do, you will no doubt be happy to know that their complete and utter retardedness has now been forever recognized as an award-winning part of history. Yes, for their heroic efforts to further the …
What Are we Even Saying Anymore?
For some reason, certain words have caught my attention lately. Some annoying guy with his mouth full of food was on the TV talking about some President’s Choice Cake. “It’s decadent!” he slurred through his chewing, which made me think. Isn’t it weird that the same word that means extravagant or indulgent also means decaying …
What Would The Start Of A New Year Be Without Lists?
It wouldn’t be right, so here are a couple now. First up is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while, a list of the 10 worst toys ever made. Keep in mind as you read through this that every single one of them is real, including the Atomic Energy Lab that was …
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I asked for Cheesecake, Not Cheese in my Cake!
Well holy shit, it’s 2007. It’s a whole new year. Last night was the quietest Newyear’s Eve in a long time, like I said yesterday. We were going to go out to this restaurant nearby, but they foiled our plans by having a buffet that you had to reserve spots for and it was already …
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