>Carin’s Guide Dog Diary: Day 13

>Woosh! What a rough start to the day. I woke up at midnight last night to weaping and sputtering of the words “I’m really sick. I think it was something in my food. I’m shaking. I’m throwing up. I can’t miss a day. I don’t want them to take her away!” Groggily, I thought she …

Carin’s Guide Dog Diary: Day 12

Man a lot is happening today. Morning is lecture, then we’re going to town and we’re having…half of us get to have traffic checks and the other half work to a store. Then I assume more of us get to free run our dogs. Then it’s lunch, picture day, then we get a bus to …

Carin’s Guide Dog Diary: Day 11

It’s another Wednesday. Man where is time going? I hope we start picking up poop soon, I’d like to get it down. She’s back on the regular food, at least I hope she’s supposed to be, because I gave her the regular food this morning. I got an email saying that someone was looking for …

Meet The World’s Most Gullible Man

A Chinese man stopped having sex with his wife 17 years ago because a friend told him that he would live for 1000 years if he became a celibate vegetarian. What I don’t understand is this. If you can’t have sex and you can’t have hamburgers, why would you want to live that long? Oh, …

Baaaaahd Boy! Put Down That Paint Can!

A New York state man who broke into a barn in the middle of the night, spray-painted the genitals of 3 goats orange and left behind a number of pornographic magazines has had charges of burglary and animal cruelty dropped in exchange for himself and an accomplice making donations totalling nearly $2000 to their local …

Carin’s Guide Dog Diary: Day 10

Not much has happened this morning. The usual. Hopefully I’ll have more to say later. Tired. Tired. Went for morning route, but before route happened, got upset, couldn’t focus on route so didn’t go on route. Sat at lounge and felt guilty, but knew it wasn’t a good idea to go out on route. Came …

Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

This was emailed to me yesterday and I thought it was pretty funny. I’m not a big Star Trek fan myself, but I know a lot of people who are and judging from what I’ve seen and heard of the show through them, this seems pretty well accurate to me. *Things That Never Happened On …

Carin’s Guide Dog Diary: Day 9

It’s Monday again. Drag drag drag. I’m so tired. And another week is beginning. I’m still worried about that missing key cap. It would make me happy if someone found it, and not in some dog’s poop either. Poor Amy. Dynamo puked this morning. What’s with all the sick dogs? I guess if they all …