Thank you for persistently letting me know of your existence. I would like to inform you that you can stop now. I’m quite aware of your phone number, address, and that you deliver.
Almost every time I check the mail, I find another fliar of yours touting your great pizza. Do you think that sheer volume of junkmail is going to make me buy your pizza? It’s not. Anyone remember how I feel about Rogers Home Phone? Stop sending me junkmail, and I’ll consider asking about your pizza. Thank you.