Something Tells Me This One’s Not a Career Criminal

Do I really need to say anything? Taken from the Guelph Mercury.

Criminal calls police for help breaking into church

STEVENS POINT, WIS. (Mar 7, 2007)

If only all criminals were this helpful. A 24-year-old man called police to tell them he was trying to break into a church but he wasn’t having much luck.

Police said the found the man waiting at St. Paul’s Lutheran church. He told them he had hoped to be married in the church and was trying to use a metal shovel to break through the doors. Officers searched the man and found marijuana.

He then invited them to his home, where he told them they would find more drugs. They did. He showed them his stash of marijuana and stolen prescription drugs.

It’s Not really that special, it just made me laugh.

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