How is it, considering the speed at which new technologies are developed, that we as a society have not yet figured out how to make a decent hotdog bun? You’d think that as important as hotdogs have been to the lives of so many over the years that somebody would have tackled this issue by …
Monthly Archives: May 2007
They Say It’s Your Birthday Eh? Well We’ll See About That!
Here’s a strange one. A texas man wasstabbed with a pitchforkwhile trying to break up a drunken fight between 2 of his nephews. According to police, the 3 men were drinking in their mobile home Sunday afternoon when a dispute broke out over which of the nephews was the oldest. No, seriously, that’s really what …
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And Now We Pause For A Little Music…Sort Of
Have you ever heard something so awful that no matter what you did, you couldn’t stop thinking about it? Well I just did, and being the nice guy that I am, I thought it would only be fair for me to share it with all of you. Besides, now that Miserable Melodies isn’t around anymore …
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You Live Where?
Here’s another one of those articles that made me laugh until I nearly cried.The 22 Worst Place Names in the World They left out a lot of the stuff that’s always on the weird town lists which makes it a lot more interesting, and the writing is the type that makes me wish I was …
He’s Well, Ok? No More Cards!
Wow. I always get annoyed with chain emails. I always tell people to stop sending them, especially the ones that ask you to forward it on, or send correspondence back somewhere. But I never knew how bad the consequences of people’s mindless responding to chain emails could be. Strangely, this story still makes me laugh, …
More About Pizza Beer
Yesterday I got the chance to talk a little with Tom Seefurth, who you’ll probably know better as the Pizza Beer guy. He seems really nice, and from the tone of his emails, it looks like there’s nobody more surprised about how much attention this stuff is getting than him. He mentioned a boatload of …
Nose Thank You, that Snot For Me
I don’t really care how wellthis thingworks or how safe they’re claiming it is, you can still count me out. No matter how much I love somebody, the odds of me ever sucking that person’s nose dry with a straw are pretty low, even if the filter is supposed to prevent me from ingestin’ a …
Note To Criminals Everywhere
If you find yourself on trial and have even the slightest desire to be found innocent, it might be a good idea to keep in mind thatpunching a member of the jury is generally frowned upon and will in all likelihood not help your cause.
Oh My God I’m Putting on My Advocacy Hat Again
It’s funny, as soon as I voted in the municipal election and got the idea that this should be available at provincial and federal elections, another voice in my head said, “You know it won’t be easy, don’t you?” and it was right. I called Elections Ontario today, since we’re having an election in October. …
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
You know what happens when you park your car in front of an on-coming train in hopes of killing your girlfriend? you die, and she survives! Thankfully, no one else was hurt, but apparently some flying metal messed up a truck. All I can think is, what an idiot! How bad could he have been …
