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Monthly Archives: June 2007

You Left Your Dog Where?

I cannot even remotely understand this story. Here’s a short summary. Guy, his wife and his guide dog go camping in a Wal-Mart parking lot (what the hell?).Guy ties his guide dog to a tree.guy and wife leave the next morning, each thinking the other had put the dog back in the camper (again, what […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickJune 29, 2007April 22, 2017Posted indogs, guide dogs, news, why?Leave a comment on You Left Your Dog Where?

>For Stressed out Geeks Everywhere…

>Wow. The USB gadgets keep getting weirder. This one reminds me of a toy I had when I was a kid. It was called the revenger, and people would attach it to their car’s dash. then when fellow drivers pissed them off, they could press one of 3 buttons and it made noises of a […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickJune 29, 2007April 25, 2012Posted ingadgets, USB, why?Leave a comment on >For Stressed out Geeks Everywhere…

It’s a Small World After All, Even Smaller After This Guy Does Some Target Practice.

Remember Carey McWilliams? Well, um, he’s a grad from GDB! Now there’s someone I don’t want to piss off at an alumni convention. He might shoot me!

Posted byCarin HeadrickJune 29, 2007June 29, 2020Posted inguide dogs, randomLeave a comment on It’s a Small World After All, Even Smaller After This Guy Does Some Target Practice.

That Explains A Lot

A growing number of complete fucking dorks are paying big money to consultants to help them come up with names for their children. But as stupid as this is, at least it offers some explanation for how we wind up with dumbshits trying to name innocent infants who have never done a bad thing to […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJune 26, 2007June 29, 2020Posted innames, news, that was dumbLeave a comment on That Explains A Lot

Chris Benoit

Carin told me I should write something about the Chris Benoit situation. She’s right and I was planning on it, but even though you’re reading what I’ve come up with, I really have no idea what to say. I don’t even know what to think at this point. I’m reading what comes out just like […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJune 26, 2007May 4, 2016Posted inso long, wrestlingLeave a comment on Chris Benoit

Strange Dreams are Made of Trixie.

You can tell I spend a lot of time thinking about Trixie. Why? She’s in my dreams! She’s in a lot of my dreams in very ordinary ways, but there were two that were especially weird. I had one dream that it was one of those times that Steve and I were off to visit […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickJune 25, 2007November 3, 2013Posted indogs, dreams, guide dogs, TrixieLeave a comment on Strange Dreams are Made of Trixie.

No What Allowed?

Wow. It’s not very often that, while browsing apartment listings, you stop dead in your tracks and laugh for five minutes at a listing…after staring at it in bewilderment for another 2 minutes. I’m trying to help a friend find an apartment, so I’m surfing around the newspaper’s classifieds section. I found one listing that […]

Posted byCarin HeadrickJune 25, 2007November 18, 2019Posted inKW, other animals, thoughtsLeave a comment on No What Allowed?

Speaking Of Running Gags

Here’s one from the You Named That Kid What? Files. Pat and Sheena Wheaton said they decided to name their new baby “4real” shortly after having an ultrasound and being struck by the reality of his impending arrival. “For most of us, when we try to figure out what our names mean, we have to […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJune 21, 2007September 25, 2013Posted innames, news, poor bastardLeave a comment on Speaking Of Running Gags

A New Trend To Follow

I don’t know if anybody else has picked up on this or not, but I’ve been noticing something odd about the news lately. Over the last few weeks, there has been an unusually high number of stories dealing with people who’s names somehow relate to the situation that caused them to make headlines in the […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJune 21, 2007March 3, 2015Posted inirony, names, newsLeave a comment on A New Trend To Follow

DVS Is Great, But This Is a Bit Much

Are you a blind person? Do you like pornography, but feel that today’s porn product is neglecting you by not paying attention to your accessibility needs? If so, then boy oh boy do I have a treat for you. Yes indeed, your life changes today. For today is the day thatPornForTheBlind.orgenters your world. Thanks to […]

Posted bySteve WettlauferJune 19, 2007October 31, 2015Posted inrandom, videosLeave a comment on DVS Is Great, But This Is a Bit Much

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