Some things just scream bad idea, and this is definitely one of them. If you gohere,you can buy either a one month or one year supply of fake ATM receipts. If you’re wondering why you would ever want to do such a thing, the site helpfully explains. Tired of being used as a drink-dispenser? Maybe […]
Monthly Archives: July 2007
How Buzz-arre.
Wow. Now our mounties are rounding up bees. This story is too weird. I quote. OTTAWA (AFP) – Mounties in eastern Canada were called in to help round up rogue honeybees after a palace coup this week caused a split in the hive, a spokeswoman said Thursday. “The beekeeper came to us and said that […]
Your Kid, Is In The, Car!
Wow. After all this talk about kids getting left in hot cars, there are actually devices designed to warn you you’re leaving your kid behind. I love it. The parent is essentially on a leash. If they don’t take little Johnny with them, it knows this by a weight senser under a car seat or […]
This Is My House Damn It!
Let’s hope this never happens to me. I’m always afraid I’ll open the wrong door in the apartment building and piss someone off, just like this blind intoxicated Harris County man did. The story is too funny on its own, so I’ll just quote it and laugh. HOUSTON, July 24 (UPI) — A blind man […]
More Puppy Escapades
Because I can’t stop doing these dog posts, and because people seem to like them, here’s another list of things that happen to me/things people say to me while Trixie and I are zooming around. 1. Someone actually said to me, “Wow! She knows what right and left mean? How cool is that?” Um, if […]
Man Vs. Machine
The city of Guelph recently passed a bylaw stating that all cabs must have their sign lights turned off when they are carrying passengers. That sounds pretty mundane I know, but wait until you hear why. According to Guelph Police Services Board lawyer Harry Perets, the law is designed to eliminate the confusion and safety […]
Now We Know Why They Named It That
A 45-year-old man from New Westminster, British Columbia lost control of the van he was driving Friday night, crashing through a concrete median and going over an embankment before coming to rest at the edge of a cliff about 30 metres above get this,Wreck Beach. I know it’s not the name of a person like […]
Courtrooms And Carlin And Blogs, Oh My!
Man, it’s been a while since I’ve been able to post a wacked out dream that wasn’t dog-related. But it’s finally happening. I guess this one is still kind of dog-related, but not quite as dog-filled. Last night, I dreamed that the urgent care clinic in San Rafael, the ones that gave me that ugly […]
How does this happen?
I need someone to tell me how it is possible to strap your baby into his/her child seat, drive off, forget to take your kid to the babysitters, go to work all day, still not remember that little Johnny is in the car, only have your memory jogged by your wife who wonders why your […]
>I Just Called To Say I’m Thirsty
>I think we’re getting intoSMS tea kettleterritory with this one. A group of postgraduate students from New York University has developed a service [presumably for people who are too stupid to figure things like this out on their own] that will enable plants that are either too wet or too dry tophone for help. The […]
