This audio-playing vibrator is way too fancy. Let’s count all the accessories.
- full-function silicone vibrator with interchangeable shafts
- 64 megabytes of Ram with built-in USB port
- built-in microphone for voice and sound recording
- two pre-recorded audio fantasies
- PC and Mac compatibility
- headphones and USB cable
interchangeable? Ok then.
ram? I don’t wanna talk about ram with vibrators. And ports? Oh dear.
What in the blue christ are they wanting girls to record? And…where is this microphone? I hope it’s nowhere near the, um, essential parts.
Oh boy. This is getting weird. What am I saying? It got weird when they started talking about ram and ports.
I didn’t know there were PC and Mac vaginas.
That is way too much technology for a little fun. And it’s way too much money. $99.95? You could probably buy a few pornos for a lot less, and they won’t ever give you the blue screen of death.