There were Thieves, Thieves, Stealing Dying Men’s Cheese, At The Corner Grocery Store.

The UK sucks, but you know where else sucks? Mesa, Arizona! Why? Because if you get smoked by a moron who doesn’t know how to drive because he toasts you at a bus stop, and you happen to have bought groceries, as you expire, and someone is trying to help you, the locals will steal your groceries, and those of your helper, too. Isn’t that a fine sign of the times?

What were they thinking? The old geezer is dying, he doesn’t need these? What a bunch of assholes. I hope something not so pleasant happens to each and every one of those soulless slime-buckets.

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