Q. What goes ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAA’?A. A sheep with no lips. Q. What do you call a fish with three eyes?A. Fiiish. Sorry, it’s just been way too long since I’ve done that. Besides, somebody said to me the other day that I needed to start posting more jokes again. I hope that man is happy.
Ok, I’m about to geek out, so hope I don’t bore too many. Remember back when I said I got a new phone? Well, it came time to update the part that makes it talk, so I was going to figure out how. It was a bit tricky, so I figured I’d save some people […]
Wow. Whenever these people show up, my mouth falls open. Remember the citizens of Herouxville? Well, they’re at it again, and they’re just as bigoted as before. Apparently, because of that code of conduct they wrote up back in January, there was a commission convened to study reasonable accommodation of immigrantss, and of course, Herouxville […]
I’m glad to hear that President Bush had such a good visit with the Dalai Lama. Er, actually make that “Dali Lama”.
Do you ever find yourself wondering gee, is it Christmas right now? Me neither, but if ever such a thing does happen to you,you now have an easy way to check. Now that EatFruit.com seems to be down, this is far and away the new most useless thing on the entire internet. That said, if […]
>Not-So-Horrible Thing Happens In Iraq
I just got an email from Patty Cooper. I guess she read my post about her situation with Earl the horse. She says that she didn’t ask the landlords to pay for hay or the stall and that the horse can be housebroken. I tried to email her back and tell her that if that’s […]
>Well, this one’s just too close to not go into the fitting names in the news files. There’s a doctor who has designed a device to use to see if someone who said they’ve quit smoking actually has stayed away from the bad stuff, or if they’ve been sneaking a few ciggies. The doctor’s son’s […]
Wow. Here’s a new one. I just got emailed a link to the weirdest USB thingamabob I’ve ever heard of. And, you can’t just buy this little gizmo, you have to build it yourself! So what are you building? That would be, drum-roll please, a USB tird! Tird? Yup, tird. Apparently if you connect enough […]
Man this story killed me. I guess somebody in Taiwan read some psychology books and gathered that military personnel were more likely to be more comfortable if there was an atmosphere of love and camaraderie. So, they decided to manufacture one by ordering the new recruits to hug their squad leaders on a regular basis. […]