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I never thought going to the dentist could be such a scary prospect until I started reading News Of The Weird Daily. Let’s count the scary dentists I’ve learned about. There’s the dentist who ripped out that older lady’s teeth without anesthetic to teach her a lesson, the dentist who was low on sterilization and high on nail and ear-cleaning with his tools, the dentist who thinks the mouth has 52 teeth in it, the one who drove a needle through a guy’s nose, the dental office where patient safety was terrifying, the dentist who slapped a teenage patient around saying I will show you pain, the dentist who likes to give chest-massages to his female patients to relieve TMJ…yeah…that’s it, and our final straw, for now, Dr. George Trusty, who drove a drill bit through a woman’s sinuses because he was dancing while drilling. Yeah, I don’t think Dr. Trusty is very trusty at all, saying she’d just sneeze the 2.5 cm bit out…yeah, along with the vision in her left eye. Now, why did I think it was a good idea to book an appointment with my dentist again?

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