>Just What We Need. Something Else To Distract People While They Drive

>Thanks to a new service called
Horntones,
you, yes you, can have the most annoying car on the road, at least until somebody else with the same idea and complete lack of respect for money as you have comes riding through town.

For a mere $300, you can get your hands on the FX550, a device that will enable you to broadcast any mp3 you wish to the surrounding area at a pretty solid volume whenever you honk your horn. When I say solid, I’m talking fair-sized speaker and 150 wat amp, so people will definitely hear you. It also comes with 250 megs worth of memory and 9 presets, so with a little imagination and creativity, you’ll never run out of new and exciting things to tell the world. And when I say never, I suppose what I really mean is until the world hauls you out of your car and beats you to death for playing the “your driving is the drizzling fucking shits” sound at it one too many times, or maybe just for being the kind of douchebag who would rig his car up like that for any other reason than it’s part of a parade.

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