Son Of Da Beach

Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street.

“Hey, Antonio,” said Luigi. “Where you beena for the past two weeks? No one seen you aroun.”

“Donna talka to me, Luigi,” replied Antonio. “I been inna da jail.”

“Jail!” exclaimed Luigi. “What for you been in jail?”

“Wella, Luigi,” Antonio said, “I was lying onna da beach, and the cops come, arresta me and throw me inna jail.”

“But dey donna throw you inna jail just for lying onna da beach!” Luigi countered.

“Yeah, but dissa beach was ascreamin’ and akickin’ and a yellin’…”

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