- A dude breaks into a garage,
- then gets scared off to a neighbour’s garage,
- where he steals a mountain bike, a lawn mower, a stuffed toy and a blanket,
- returns to the first garage,
- and is found two hours later
- passed out in a boat
- with his pants down
- next to the now anatomically correct stolen stuffed dog?
What the? Some stuff is just too funny. I first read this, thought this wasn’t bloggable, but couldn’t stop laughing, showed it to Steve, and we both couldn’t stop laughing. Ok, ok, it’s going up here. I think this rivals our bongo drum Teddie-bear shrine-creating burglar of last November.