What do you think you are going to find in a jug of egg nog? Since it is *egg* nog, I would think a reasonable person would deduce that it contains eggs. Am I wrong? Apparently, I am, and the poor folks at Smiling Hill Farm have to hand-stick labels on all the caps on the jugs of egg nog telling people it contains eggs so their product won’t be recalled. The FDA says it has to clearly say the product contains eggs, so folks allergic to eggs won’t buy it.
It’s egg! nog! If you’re too stupid to realize that egg! nog! contains eggs, maybe you should take a good ol’ slug of it, see what happens, and smarten up.