Since I somehow managed to miss the hilarity of
even after reading it twice before Carin saw it and posted it, I feel the need to try to redeem myself. So…
1. With a name like this you’d think she’d know better, but apparently not.
Ordered to serve an extra 90 days in jail on top of the remainder of a 5 year suspended sentence for grand larceny and burglary after signing a court document with a note telling the judge to kiss her ass is
2. I know the spelling isn’t exact, but you give me another way to pronounce it.
Arrested on charges of battery for allegedly groping 2 women repeatedly is
Larry L. Letcher.
There, that seems like a decent start.