I have two questions. The first is why haven’t we asked the second one before now. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s ask the big question. For years, we have gotten searches for “how to vomit,” “how to make yourself vomit,” “How do you vomit?” Is ralphing really that confusing a …
Monthly Archives: February 2008
Alright Gentlemen, Put Your Hands Together For Busted!
I’m not posting this because I find it odd that somebody would go as far as faking a carjacking to try to keep out of trouble even though I’ve never understood doing that because it never works, I’m posting this because the idea of a 27-year-old stripper doing so because she lives with her parents …
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Today’s Dose Of Hahahahahaha!
Ok, the way I thought things happened was if you worked hard at something, it paid off. But that certainly didn’t happen for this guy who hated seatbelts. He went to all the trouble of rigging up something to make it look like he was wearing a seatbelt. What happened to him? He died in …
What If People Treated Cars Like Computers?
This sounds ridiculously similar to a lot of the people Carin and I help out with their computers. General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t treat cars like they do computers. But, imagine if they did…. HelpLine: “General Motors HelpLine, how can I help …
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So You Expect Us To Believe What?
Ok, let’s meet Neil Jorgensen, a man who can’t seem to stop contradicting himself, and providing material for the What the Fuck Department. After a year’s worth of good work at a casino near Iowa City, he got a gift certificate to stay there. So he did, and tried to get a hooker because, um, …
Smoky Thinking
Can someone tell me something? Why on earth would you a. clean your hands with gasoline and b. leave the can of gas on your stove? Ya know, with an open flame? The trailer, which the Pompano beach woman had just finished painting, is now gone, but luckily she got out with only minor burns. …
Trixie The Barometer
Ooo! As I write this, I realize this is post no. 2000! Wow. It took us 4 years and a bit to get here, but here we are. Anyway, my point wasn’t to ramble about the number of posts, but about the Trixter. Maybe I’m just looking for hope to cling to, but I think …
You Were Looking For Me?
26 Feb, Tue, 12:01:21Google:carin short Were you looking for a Carin Short, or were you just wondering if I was short? I don’t know if there’s an answer to the first question, but the answer to the second is yes. Why do I find this search queery so funny? Maybe it’s because I was always …
Lots Of Breaking News
Man With Hammer-Induced Thumb Injury Appeals To Christ AlmightyHuge Animal Jumps Right Fucking Out In Front Of Area ManArmless Fiancée Shows Off Engagement HatInternational Star Registry Accidently Renames Sun ‘Margaret’
Weird Science
Here is a list of 10 of the strangest scientific studies ever done. Included are such invaluable gems as “The Effect of Country Music on Suicide”, “Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of the World’s Literature”, “Safe and Painless Manipulation of Penile Zipper Entrapment”, and many more. Ok, 7 more to be …
